Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
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can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
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Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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