i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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