hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
i just wanna soil my oats bro
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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