quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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