have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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