Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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