I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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