I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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