whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
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We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
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Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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