That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
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im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
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I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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