i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
The ass gains better be worth it
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