so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
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Princesses don't give blow jobs
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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