just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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