What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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