that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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