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guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
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Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
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I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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