pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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