Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Randomize
