What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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