He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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