Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
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Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
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Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
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