Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
