Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
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If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
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I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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