We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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