On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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