i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
