But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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