belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
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walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
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Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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