I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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