Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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