Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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