i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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