your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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