I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
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Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
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Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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