i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Randomize
