Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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