Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Shitshow foam night was such a success
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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