I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
My boob is missing a layer of skin
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Randomize
