I'm so fucking centered right now
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
operation harelip BJ is a go
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
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u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
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Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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