Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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