In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
