Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
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