All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
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