I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
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In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
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I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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