A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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