When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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