ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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