your thong is hanging out like whoa
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
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Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
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This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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