The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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