And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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