He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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