Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
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she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
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can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
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